I am the voice of reason.

Im 19, and existing is basically all I do.

entropy-everywhere:

Me!? Excited for Series 8!?

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No, no, you must be mistaken

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I mean, I don’t even watch Dentist What

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(via doctorwho)

collegehumor:

Cellphone Notification Trolling

If you want to really mindfuck someone, learn to imitate their cellphone’s notification noises. It’s the kind of prank that has the power to send any potential victim into a Pavlov fit of insanity, or at the very least piss them off until they catch on. That’s exactly what Manfred Hanberg did to his friend who has no idea he’s been trolled until after checking his phone several times.

(Source: vine.co)

He’s getting so big!

He’s getting so big!

Sleepy puppy. 😍😍😍

Sleepy puppy. 😍😍😍

Bernie and I match today.

Bernie and I match today.

The enemy…was not the communist or the imperialist, but the lack of undertanding between them. If one has to be right, then one has to be wrong, in a polarized world. Yes and no. But between yes and no there is an infinite range of possibilities, a full spectrum of maybe. If you are stuck in either/or, then you are missing the infinite.

—All Woman and Springtime (via beebean)

Talk about perfect timing. 👶💤

Chattanooga ➡️ Detroit

Chattanooga ➡️ Detroit

Finally at Maddie’s house. Time to rest! #tennesseeselfietour

Finally at Maddie’s house. Time to rest! #tennesseeselfietour

"I literally can’t even right now." @maddie_dells

"I literally can’t even right now." @maddie_dells